Greener Pastures

Lifetime supply of food and boarding for an animal in our pastures;

Lifetime free-use of our glamping facilities for the sponsor(dates must needs be coordinated with Greener Pastures' staff. Includes an additional guest with the Sponsor);

Lifetime free-use of any of the island's facilities;

A non-sponsored animal named/renamed to your specifications (names to be approved by management);

Your name engraved upon a plaque of our other identified sponsors. Any donation above one-million gil will remain confidential;

A free guided tour of the island;

10% discount in our gift shop;

The ongoing growth, maintenance, and future of Greener Pastures.

Zimzimki Shimizu; sponsor of Farfnir. Farfnir was her faithful steed for many summers until old age rendered him too lame to carry even her small frame. So he lives with us now, but Mrs. Shimizu often visits her beloved stag.

Talon Poppy; sponsor of Soot. A fellow lover of animals, and Greener Pasture's second sponsor. Soot, who was displaced during the Final Days and found molting and alone, has been acclimating well to Isle life. Now has a forever-forever home and shall never want for aught again. Thank you, Talon.

Beet Soup: Boiled beets and popotoes pureed and blended with fresh milk create this bright purple soup. Warning: may cause biowaste to become bright pink or red. No need to call the chirurgeon as is a natural side effect of the beet's hues and digestion.

Cawl Cennin: Leeks fried in butter and blended into a salty mixture of laver and creamy milk make up this very thick and delicious soup.

Onion Soup: Creamy broth, herbs, and onions make up this delicious comfort-food. May we suggest you pair it with a hearty slice of bread to soak up what remains at the bottom of the bowl?

Parsnip Salad: Freshly-picked islewort, thinly-sliced parsnip, and sweet mahogany sap make a delicious starter to any meal...or a meal in and of itself.

Popoto Salad: A blend of cut popotoes, diced apple, islewort, and a few secret ingredients. Warning: may be more filling than you imagine.

Pickled Radish: A tart and sweet side dish made mostly of radish, apples, and sugar. Can be eaten alone or atop any of our meals. And is also available at our gift shop.

Pickled Zucchini: Available in both chips or spears, enjoy these sweet and tangy pickles alone or buried deep in a sandwich. Available for purchase at our gift shop to take home.

Sauerkraut: Cabbage from our gardens and rock salt from caves bordering the sea create this fermented favorite.

Tomato Relish: Enjoy the acidity of tomatoes, the freshness of herbs, and the sweet of sugarcane? Then you'll want to try our relish...on everything.

Corn Flakes: A hearty meal of toasted flakes made mostly of corn, swimming in fresh milk, and (if you so desire) a hefty sprinkling of sugar. The mammets swear that such a meal will give you boundless energy and intestinal regularity throughout the sun.

Imam Bayildi: Eggplant halves gutted and stuffed with a blend of onion, tomato, and eggplant. Baked in our stone hearths to perfection; so delicious you may just faint. Pray, if feeling overcome by it's flavor hail one of our mammets to catch you.

Runner Bean Saute: sauted in coconut oil, these al dente beans are lightly salted. Simple and delicious.

Sweet Popoto: Craving a popoto of the orange variety and a bit of natural sweetness? Pray, order a baked sweet popoto. Slather it in butter and enjoy.

Baked Pumpkin: homegrown pumpkin, halved and covered in sweet sap from the mahogany tree, baked in our stone hearths. If you've never had the pleasure of scooping out this delight, you're missing out.

Caramels: Looking for a sweet dessert to suck on as you wander the island paths? Grab an order of caramels to go. Goes well with coffee and tea, as well. Buy a box to take home from our gift shop.

Coconut Juice: As refreshing as a dip in the oceans that surround our isle, enjoy freshly-squeezed lime, sugar, and coconut water. Can be enhanced with libation for a small fee. Served in the coconut husk and adorned with freshly picked edible island flowers.

Vegetable Juice: A blend of various veggies make up this fiber-infused beverage. Note: this is not a sweet beverage in the slightest.

Water: Fresh spring water, filtered in our workshops. Available with or without ice.

Butter: Fresh creamery butter. Is there anything more comforting? Nay. Containing naught more than milk from our happy animals, rock salt, and love; laboriously churned into delicious, creamy butter.

Dressing: a sweet onion-based dressing balanced with a hint of salty laver. Goes well with anything. May be purchased in our gift shop to take home.

Herbs & Spices: Locally grown and prepared. Each may also be purchased at our gift shop to take home.

Honey: Procured from the ever-buzzing, ever-busy beehives around the forests here; locally and sustainably-sourced honey. May also be purchased at our gift shop to take home.

Isleberry Jam: Love in a jar - hand-picked isleberries, cane sugar, and thickened with our sweet tree sap. This sweet spread goes well on any bread, biscuit, or cookie. May purchase a jar to take home from our gift shop.

Fang Earrings; 1,000 gil: these dangle earrings weave a tale of danger! A fang secured by vine, and they come as a matching set. Fear not: no animals were harmed in the making of these earrings. Each fang was extracted purely for the animal's comfort due to dental conditions. These fangs have been sanitized and confirmed free of disease or rot. Limited quantities available.

Quartz Ring; 1,000 gil: A simple iron band holds aloft a faceted chunk of quartz. Watch as the light bounces and gleams from the adorned finger, nearly bright enough to light a room. A staple for any occasion.

Ribbon; 100 gil: a choker made of cotton, our vine-thread, and a copper embellishment. A beautiful gift for your friends or partner. Or hells, just treat yourself to such a lush piece of finery around your neck.

Seashine Opal; 500 gil: Through the mysteries of time, this once petrified-wood has been transformed into a beautiful opal; plucked from isle itself and painstakingly polished by our dedicated mammets. This is just the stone, mind you. You may speak with our mammets if you wish it to be affixed to any of our offered jewelry for an additional fee.

Silver Ear Cuffs; 1,000 gil: Forged of the finest silver mined here on the island, these ear cuffs are adorned with wee specks of red coral. These earrings are sure to add a bit of island elegance to any ensemble.

Spectacles; 100 gil: Did you leave your spectacles at home? Or mayhap broke them in your satchel? Fret not: we have the finest mythril and copper specs' around! The lenses are made of quartz rather than glass and are far more durable to your standard wear and tear.

Vine Necklace; 100 gil: woven of island vine and pliable branches, this quaint necklace broadcasts your visit to Greener Pastures. It must needs be crafted by our mammets to your specific neck size. Secured with hook and loop toggle. If you do not wish to wait, we may have it delivered to an address of your choosing (for an additional fee, of course).

Cavalier Hat; 100 gil: made from cotton, hemp, and the fluffiest feathers we could find, this hat shall set you apart from others around Hydaelyn. Get used to answering the query: "Where'd you get that fine looking headpiece?". The feathers have been collected from the ground and thoroughly cleaned rather than plucked from the arse-end of any fowls.

Tunic; 50 gil: woven of fleece and and meticulously crafted thread from island vines, this tunic is soft, comfortable, and fashionable! Can be dyed upon request. Dyes subject to availability.

Dried Flowers; 20 gil: an assortment of flowers, naturally dried and preserved, wrapped in parchment of complimentary colors. Take home your own bit of Greener Pastures' colorful flora today that will last a lifetime.

Fossil Display; 1,000 gil: ancient bones discovered throughout the island as the mammets continue their endeavors to clear land for larger pastures and upgraded facilities. Each fossil has been singularly framed in a handcrafted palm wood frame and will be packed in fluffy cotton for safe transport from our island to your home.

Greener Pastures Lantern; 100 gil: Do you love the green lanterns around the complex here at Greener Pastures? Take home this beautiful tabletop version of a lantern emitting the same hue.

Hairbrush; 50 gil: handcrafted from our palm wood and softest bristles collected from our very own animals, your hair shall glisten and shine. Remember to brush your locks at least 100 times before slumbering.

Sheepfluff Rug; 1,000 gil: Sink your toes into this large rug made of a blend of fleece and cotton. The hemp-woven non-slip backside ensures your safety in your apartment or estate. You may wish to purchase one of our hairbrushes to keep the rug at it's softest...

Caramels; 5 gil: Looking for a sweet dessert to suck on as you wander the island paths? Grab an order of caramels to go. Goes well with coffee and tea, as well.

Dressing; 10 gil: a sweet onion-based dressing balanced with a hint of salty laver. Goes well with anything.

Herbs & Spices; 5 gil: Locally grown and prepared.

Honey; 20 gil: Procured from the ever-buzzing, ever-busy beehives around the forests here; locally and sustainably-sourced honey.

Isleberry Jam; 5 gil: Love in a jar - hand-picked isleberries, cane sugar, and thickened with our sweet tree sap. This sweet spread goes well on any bread, biscuit, or cookie.

Pickled Radish; 10 gil: A tart and sweet side dish made mostly of radish, apples, and sugar. Can be eaten alone or atop any of our meals.

Pickled Zucchini; 10 gil: Available in both chips or spears, enjoy these sweet and tangy pickles alone or buried deep in a sandwich.

Fully stocked outdoor kitchen for those who wish to bring their own food;

Private hot tub warmed with the heated mineral water the smolders beneath the island;

Private dining area. Access to Greener Pastures' full menu and wait-service available;

Comfortable and durable tent (bedding provided upon arrival);

Private seating beneath pergolas;

Public bathhouse fee waived;

10% off of all purchases in the gift shop.